taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

(Source: trust, via panc4kes)


can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via twerks-of-being-rachel-jean)


“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

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Thank you very much I’m from south London :)

Oh gosh it's so hot right now. Were in a drought actually lol. Yeah everyone is kinda douches if you ask me. They're rude for no reason!

Oh that really sucks sorry to hear about that